Naruto sat at the kitchen table. Peeling open a cup of ramen, he began cooking it. 3 minutes he had to wait before he could dig in.

Today was the day he would win over Sakura. All Sakura seemed to care about was Saskue, but not anymore. For today, Naruto would offer to take her out for ramen. He would let her have whatever spices, however pricey, she wanted. He was deep in thought when he heard the timer go off. “Time for school?” he said out loud. He had no time, so he grabbed the cup of ramen. Running to school, he was forced to drink it. “This is kinda cool.” he thought. When he was done, he threw the Styrofoam cup behind him, at the Hokagas.

Walking into class, he was greeted by his trainer. “Hello, Kakashi.” he said. Kakashi smirked. “Naruto...you're wearing your Pjs.” Sakura and Saskue giggled from behind a book case. They had obviously seen him coming in his pajamas, and hid to watch without being noticed. “AGH!” he shouted. Running out, he ran back home.

Naruto lay in his bed several hours later. Not training, he knew he could fail. But this was so horrifying. At school..wearing.. my pajamas? He asked himself. Just when he was falling asleep, he heard a knock on his window. “Naruto, open it!” yelled Sakura. Naruto walked over, confused. He lifted it up. Sakura had jumped onto the roof, no surprise. But onto his roof? Why.

“Hi, Sakura. Wh- What are you going here?” he asked, trying to sound too dazzled. “Naruto, those Pjs were sexy, I hope you know.” she giggled. Naruto suspected it was Saskue, but didn't say anything. “How are you?” he asked, making small talk. “Oh, Naruto. Naruto, Naruto.” she repeated. “Saskue is to sad all the time. You're great. You're mine.” she grinned, and jumped inside. “Nice place.” she lied.

“Sakura..if you don't go for Saskue, he is laid open for Ino.” he said. “He always was.” she corrected. Naruto began to be quiet, just sat down on his bed. In no time at all, Sakura was on top of him. Making out.