Okay, well I said I would post the few events that occur in my life, so here's a funny::

 Well, Once upon a time, on a warm December afternoon I was in the hall of my baleful school getting my homework together when I realized that my comrade, Adam, had forgotten to shut his locker. So, I crept over to it and discovered some spearmint icebreakers. I decided that I would snitch a few from him. And just in time, the big lumix came bombarding down the hall to pluck it from my hands. BUT! I got away in time. He came over to my shivering, crunched up body and said, "Okay, you can have a few, but give it back!" in his disinct voice. So, me being me, I took about ten of them and kindly returned the small, round, plastic container (which held very few mints at this point) back to his greedy, stubby little hands. I handed one to my good friend Sara and popped two into my own mouth. Just then, someone hurled one of them across the hall. Adam said "Hooray! I found one!". Just then did he realize that it had touched the terribly unsanitary floor and immediatly dropped it. A few minutes later I trotted up to him and said, "Here's another one." handing him a mint. He replied with a "Thanks" but soon thought it may have been the one on the floor and asked me if it was. My reply? Geneous of course!  "No! Of course not! It's the one that came out of my mouth!" Now it took him a small while to process this and dropped it like a hot potatoe! While Sara and I were having a laugh attack, Zachary Disalvo came around the corner and picked up the mint. He asked Adam, "Is the yours?" And Adam picked it up from Zach's hand (Now we must remember, Adam is a very absent-minded person) and screamed like a goose. It was all very amusing.

Note: This was a dramatic re...call...ment...But the story is very true indeed.