Viva la Vida Parody Lyrics

It use to ruin my world, things would fry when I open Words
In the morning I weep alone, with my [beep] all scrambled, undone
I use to roll my eyes, see the screen froze, shut, and cried
Reading what the screen would say, “The computer is dead, go out and play”
The minute I pressed a key, my Asian porn just froze on me
I soon discover the reason why, Windows Movie Maker is the slime
I hear my computer bleeping errors, the blue screen of death is reeking terror
It’s a virus, a curse, or spam, it even messes with my webcam
For some reason I can explain, this program is causing so much pain
In a honest word, but that was when it ruined my world

It was a wicked and vile thing, lost all my work and froze the screen
Shattered Windows and the sound of bleep, people couldn’t believe, it just repeats
Revolutionary sway, for Bill’s head on a silver tray
Just a program that can’t be beat, oh who would ever want this [beep]
I hear my computer bleeping errors, the blue screen of death is reeking terror
It’s a virus, a curse, or spam, it even messes with my webcam
For some reason I can explain, the Geek Squad feels and knows my pain
In a honest Word, but that was when it ruined my world

Windows error sound bleeps x4

I hear my computer bleeping errors, the blue screen of death is reeking terror
It’s a virus, a curse, or spam, it even messes with my webcam
For some reason I can explain, the Geek Squad feels and knows my pain
In a honest Word, but that was when it ruined my world