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Damn you! I told you not to! I'll put a curse on you. That will teach you. Now you life will be horrible and your mom will die... and other things that those chain letters tell me will happen if I don't send it to a kazillion other people. I break the chain though. I know. I'm daring. I figure I've got a boat-load of bad karma waiting to explode on me. So if I die, and you never hear from me ever again, you'll know why. You should really stop reading this. Really. By now you should have figured out this has no point. So stop reading. Seriously. Like, right now. I swear, you're going to burn out your eyes or something if you don't stop now. Staring at a computer screen this long can't be healthy. Just go away. You must have something better to do. Maybe you don't. That's really the only reason that you'd still be reading this. Dude, at least find something more interesting to read. You're still reading. I've already put one curse on you, don't make me put another. I'm not fooling around. This next curse is so powerful, it'll probably destroy Earth. You wouldn't want that, would you? Think about it: no more penguins. Come on man! Do it for the penguins! Jeez. You're still reading. What did the penguins ever do to you? You know what you are? Selfish, that's what. Okay. I've changed my mind. I'm not going to put this ginormous curse on you that might destroy Earth. Somebody has to look after the penguins. Instead I'll be very careful and focus the curse on you. So ha! Take that! You're cursed now! But you're still reading. Fine. Despite the fact I've just put a horrible curse on you, I really do care about your over-all wellbeing, so I've decided to just end this here and hope you get on with you life. Good-bye.