Top Ten: Great Ideas
| 1. | Put a V8 engine in your humble little lawn mower and ride it to school and/ or work. |
| 2. | Eternally block out the sun. |
| 3. | If eternally blocking out the sun proves impossible, put a dimmer switch on it. |
| 4. | Enclose the recently blocked out/ "dimmer switched" sun with a giant disco ball and have a worldwide dance party. |
| 5. | Turn the school bus/city bus route into a rollercoaster. This will make the ride faster and more enjoyable. |
| 6. | Put a weight and age restriction on spandex. No one wants to see a 300 pound old man who looks like he saw the dawn of time jogging with that stuff on. Eww. X-P |
| 7. | Fix and make everything out of duct tape. |
| 8. | Become a famous and influential person and make yodeling popular... Just kidding =D |
| 9. | Have bull horns attached to the front of you car to toss traffic out of the way at rush hour. |
| 10. | Install a cannon on the car hood if the bull horns don't do the trick. |
Great ideas (in no peticular order) by me, of which ignor all logic and reason and replace them with my own.
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I agree with U on #6, but that will also work for women too.
2007-04-01 17:26:08
wow good but uh im kinda in the middle of #10 and as far as #1 goes do you know where i can get a free or cheap v8 that works?
ASIANWARMACHINE
2007-04-01 17:19:49
lol nice......*pop*
ITACHIGAARASLOVE10
2007-04-01 17:13:43
Wow, it's amazing what you come up with when you're bored. *pop*
JGG86
2007-04-01 17:06:24