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The Faerie Tale We Should Have Read.
This is the faerie tale we should have been told. Or at least have heard. (And obviously, no offense to anyone.)
Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat,
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: "Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever
feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sautéed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
"I don't f*cking think so."
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way to go smart one lol anit it the truth lol yeah
SUKISHI10JADEIN
2007-07-02 14:50:33
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LYIENNA
2007-04-17 17:49:23
haha that is funny. i wish i had been told this instead of the cinderella stories i heard for years.
CRAZY4YOU
2007-04-17 17:39:07