Meeeek!!!   I want a hippopotamus!!!!  They're so awesome!!!!!!!!! I want to be a hippopotamus.  I would love to be able to open my mouth more than 90 degress!!!    Hmm, OK, enough of that.  I'm so [somewhat] happy.  I marched in mah last Memorial Day Parade today, that makes me so happy!!!!  I will never forget this kid getting head butted by an alpacha my freshman year.  It was so fecking hilarious.  It was so interesting, NOT!!!  Apparently I have a lesbian lover now...who cares!!!  (I am straight, have no fear, it is an inside joke) 

I have so many fans of this kinky sex voice of mine, and it's really starting to scare me.  They're all saying that I should get into the phone sex hotline business or being a porn narrator.  I think not!!!  (I am still a virgin, mind you).  But yeah, people are always asking me to do it now, oh geez. 

I remember when I was a quiet little freshman in high school.  I was so [verbally] innocent.  Now I am one of the most perverted people in the whole entire school, it's actually kind of fun because my parents think I'm such an innocent "young woman" that has no idea what sex is like or anything.  They would probably die if they knew about the stuff that I've been known to talk about, or the inside jokes I have with people.

I get to go to Warped Tour this summer!!!!!!!!!  Yayayayay.  I'm so happy because my fave band is headlining the tour, so yeah, I've also been going through a mosh pit withdrawl, so I need to do some major moshing. 

OOOOKkkkk, Im done babbling now!!!