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I took my sisters to tai quan do today. While i was there, bored as hell, I saw a small leaflet, that was supposed to encourage you to join. On the last page it said;

 

Benifits.

 

Naturaly, I had to look. My friend Mr leaflet told me, that if I (heaven forbid) was to hurt myself in any way, that I would get benifits 'If I have had 2 weeks unpaid leave and a official document.' Then I looked at what you could be paid for to say sorry.

 

'You will recive money if you have:

Lost sight in your eyes

Lost a limb

Lost your sanity (honest to god, it said this)

or you are dead.

 

Wow. If that is the arguement for joining their club, i'd hate to see the against arguement. Just picture this: 'Sorry, ma'm. We can not give you money for your death, because, there are no legal documents to support the idea that you are deceiced.

Nice

 


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Tags: wow  Added 2008-07-17 14:24:09
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