So during second class I went to the roof and hung a new sign that says 'Take me with you mother f***ers!' for the aliens if they show up in this God forsaken town. I take a stick and wad up some paper and make a fire on the roof top with a metal trash can from the principals office I stole last Friday. I put a marshmallow on the stick and roast it till the way I like it. I fell like shitting in the urinals again just to piss off the principal even more.

No wait I have a better idea, I'll s*** in my paper bag after I eat this shitty lunch. Then after that I'll place it in his locked storage cabinet with this key I stole a week ago Monday. That'll surely make me f***ing king of this f***ing hell hole. I went to visit Morris before Phys Ed started at school. I was to meet him at the track. I make him a few hundred thousand for keeping my psychic sleep power a secret and all from my f***ing rent.

“Yo, dumb bottom you want to know who is going to win today and when you can f*** you wife today,” I yell to him as he blushed as people were looking at me like I was insane or some thing. “Here number 13, 7, 6, 9, and 4 are your f***ing winners and do her during dessert with a sweet and succulent wine,” I nudge him as I left for home. I finally get home to work my web-site of things to piss off any authority. 'f*** the school life! I already pass you mother f***ing jerks' I thought I as listen to my iPod phone. The weekend passes by whoop-ty-do, now why do you all go f*** your selves already.

I come to school to see Principal Tom wear a doctor's mask with a pissed off and murder look on his face. “Haru Kishi! Come to my office immediately,” he yells for every one to hear trying to embarrass me if thats even possible. I meant to do it so who the f*** cares. I run off to the boiler room down in the basement where he never goes down. 'He is a freaking kitty. I so wanna kick his bottom to see if he even has balls' I thought as I light a cigarette.

Well school ended as usual, this time Mrs. Enia from Spanish A.P. Class cried at my poetry I showed for class. Ms. Carla was freaked on how I use my (air quotations) 'dialect' as she calls it. 'f*** why doesn't she say, “Mr. Kishi, why do you always curse in your poetry?” I'll respond, “Why the f*** wouldn't I.” as I stood close to her. What a newbie.' I chuckle a little as I finish my second cigarette. Well let's go find that f***er and show him what his baby girl has been doing with their so called (air quotations) 'Star Quarterback'.

I walk to the teacher's room knowing he be in there. “Hey biotch, come and get me if you can,” I yell through the door as I hear him fall off the couch. '(laughing)This is so f***ing fun! I mean look at that mother f***er pant over a little exercise. Wait till he sees what I have in store for him' I smirk I run into the empty class room where Sherly and Darren go at it. “Sherly, what are you doing and with 'Darren' of all people,” he shocked as I left without his noticing me leave.

Mission a accomplished for now any way.