It was a normal sunny day, naruto and sakura decided to go clothes shopping, so naruto decided to come with her

naruto: im soooo bored of this stupid shopping spree

sakura: quit moaning you brat , ill reward you something

naruto: like what, a kiss * hoping for a yes*

sakura: *hits naruto* in your dreams

*naruto falls on floor*

*Sakura went of to new look*

*ichigo and rukia comes out from a shop holding hands*

Ichigo: hey rukia which shop you want to go now?

Rukia: I don't mind sweety your choice * leaning forward to kiss ichigo*

Naruto: ewwww get a room!!!!

*Ichigo looked at naruto*

ichigo: stupid brat... never seen anyone kissing before

naruto: calling me a stupid brat?

Ichigo: who else?

* Phone rings*

Rukia: * picks up the phone* hello…yes..Ok..I ill be there..Bye

Ichigo: who was it?

Rukia it was byakushi..no! I mean byakuya

Ichigo: byakushi  * ?_? * Ok see you soon
 
* Rukia walks away *

*Naruto shot up and gave ichigo a uppercut*
*Sakura just got out of new look*

Sakura: *running towards naruto* YOU IDIOT!!!! You don't go hit someone randomly like that!!!

Naruto: he was kissing....

Sakura: your an idiot arent you *x.x then looks at ichigo * im sooo sorry please excuse him

Naruto: why apologies!!! *Shouted* I declare a fight if I lose hmm.i will apologies and if you lose you must apologies too

Ichigo: fight against a weakling like you?????

Naruto: me!!! Weakling. You must be joking

Ichigo: lets go somewhere to fight then fair and square * runs to a place in the middle of nowhere*

Naruto: * follows * soo…square * 0.0 *

Ichigo: * sighs * its only a expression …you are soo stupid * in a quiet voice so that naruto doesn’t hear *

Naruto: soo… when are we going to start ? …I want to beat you so I can go and eat some ramen to celebrate my victory

∑ the battle starts *

Naruto: kage bushin no jutsu

Ichigo: OMG….* mouth wide open* that’s no fair you cheater!!!! 80 against 1 !!!!!!!!

Naruto: heehee so im going to win after all  charges up to ichigo* arhh!!!!!!!

∑ Ichigo blocks all the attacks with his zanpakutou *

Ichigo: hahaa I can block them and they vanish, bless my precious sexy sword

naruto: * charging up with his rasengan* EAT THIS!!!

Ichigo: * coughs up blood* that didn’t hurt one bit …is that all you got ? pathetic

Naruto: huh…*0.0 * noo!!!! He blocked my rasengan with hi..his sword …

Ichigo: *bankai * look at this beauty

Naruto: yeah…yeah..whatever..*talks to himself * one more ..time..it must work

*naruto does rasengan *

naruto : RASENGAN!!!!….

ichigo:..again won’t work * just hits the rasengan *

naruto: dam!!! It won’t work..

ichigo: * charges with his zanbakto * ahhh!!!!! Die !!!!!!

naruto: *got out his kunai * I come prepared * blocking ichigo attack*

ichigo: your good for your age…

naruto: I’m not young . you are the ones that old!! Old fart!!!!!

Ichigo: I was complimenting you ..not insulting you * shouts at naruto spits goes on naruto face*

Naruto: * shouts * you spat on my face !!!!! *shouting back * stop!!!!!! I need to wipe it off my face !!!!!!!!!!!!

Ichigo: *stops * ok…sure whatever be quick

Naruto * legs it* heehee you can’t catch me now !!!

Ichigo : you little!!!!!!!

Naruto: catch me if you can !!!!

∑ arrived at ichigo’s house *

naruto: wow a car!!!!! I never had seen one !!! * looking at a BMW *

ichigo: *0.o * huh? What’s the big deal?

* looked at naruto and thought *

ichigo: wait a minute how can you see me in my shinigami form?

Naruto: huh ? shinigami…

Ichigo: never mind…

Naruto: want some ramen?

Ichigo: sure whatever

∑ ichigo and naruto skipped merrily to the ramen shop and met up with sakura and orihme talking*

everyone: RAMEN TIME …* the ramen all ready *  ….itadakimasu

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S Ii made it up as I went along I know its weird