Parody of the Chirstmas song: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer

Koga got ran over by a hanyou
Mackin’ on Kagome Christmas Eve
Inuyasha got a case of road rage
And as for me and Ginta, we believe

Koga met up with his woman
With a smile stretchin’ wide
Took his honey’s hands and gazed into her eyes
And asked, “Dear Kagome, will you be my bride?”

Inuyasha was straight trippin’
Koga called him a half-breed dyke
Went right back to his proposin’
And he got ran over with Kagome’s bike

Koga got ran over by a hanyou
Talkin’ to his sweetheart on his knees
Inuyasha blew up and straight-jacked him
Regarding anger management, he’s in need

Koga came to hours later
He remembered what went down
Beat the livin’ hell outta Inuyasha
Then Koga went to search for weddin’ gowns

I think the gods are out to get him
Inu’s temper’s out the do’ (door)
Rents a snowmobile and goes out on a rampage
Koga’s silhouette ran six feet in the snow

Koga got run over by a hanyou
Runnin’ off to find some bridal wear
Inuyasha’s gettin’ like Charles Manson
And Koga’s days are numbered, we declare

We’re all lookin’ for our leaders
Heard commotion up ahead
And we KNEW we saw it comin’
They’re at war and tryin’ to bust each other’s heads

We all sighed and thought them stupid
Took a rest and popped some corn
Sango said, “Let’s sit and watch the battle
“And we'll see which one’s still breathing in the morn”

Koga got the smackdown from a hanyou
He wouldn’t be defeated by a dog
Eight hours went by, they haven’t quit yet
And me and all the others are sawin’ logs

Christmas Day, the war is done and over
Koga and Inuyasha are both affright
Kagome, she found them too exhausting
And ran off with Miroku last night