Vincent (V) - “Edaniel, What the hell are you doing out here, are you quite all right?”

 

Edaniel (E) - “ What does it matter to you sunshine?”

 

Dinah (D) - “Vincent was only trying to help you, don’t be so moody Edaniel!”

 

E - “ Dinah would you be moody if you had been sitting out here all day in a creepy graveyard?”

 

D - “I hate graveyards but it’s been sunny all day, stop being so pathetic!”

 

E - “ But you know I like to be comfy during large blocks of exposure!”

 

V - “Alright, calm down you two. Just tell us how you got locked out Edaniel?”

 

E - Well, the thing is, I had a little row with the Bali-Lali last night, after you guys left. she was being such a spoilsport. I came out here to find out what graves we would be visiting to release the spirits tonight and then I could not get back in. It’s her and that Stone Angel at work. The foul, loathsome, evil, cold blooded little...”

 

D (sitting down) - “ Are you okay” (Wraps her lace shawl around his shoulders)

 

E (transforms into human form) - “Not really, I feel a little cold and faint (cue violins). Maybe what's-his-face over there would lend me his jacket?”

 

V - “NO. This jacket is an 1800s original!”

 

D - “Pleaaaase Vincent?”

 

V (looking at Dinah) - “Okay...”

 

E - “Thanks a bunch paleface”

 

D (laughs) - “Just ignore him Vincent)

 

V (looking very miffed) - “ PALEFACE is now going to go look for an extra gold payment to get us back in. Dinah are you coming?”

 

D -“ I am going to stay here to look after Edaniel, you go ahead”

 

V - “NO (whispers) I don’t trust that ... thing.

 

D - “I AM STAYING HERE - END OF”

 

V - “OKAY KEEP YOUR HAIR ON!”

 

E - (giggling at Vincent)

 

V - “SHUT THE HELL UP!”

 

D - “WHY ARE WE EVEN SHOUTING?”

 

V - “ BECAUSE THAT THING IS A PAIN IN THE..."

 

D - “VINCENT!”

 

V (blushing) - “sorry...”

 

E - “well now, off you go Verona, go get us some gold."

 

V - (walks off sulking)

 

E - “Your friend Verona is a total sulky pants”

 

D - “Verona? Is that not a place?”

 

E - “I think so... yer... ITS WHERE ROMEO AND JULIET FELL IN LUURV" (moves closer to Dinah)

 

D - “YOU SLEAZE!”

 

(Cue long, awkward silence)

 

E - “damn I think I am going to sneeze...”

 

D - “Oh no”...

 

E - “ ah...ah...ah...ah...ah...ah..ah..(You know what the build up to a big sneeze is like).. Ah... CHOOOO!!!!”

 

D (wiping spray off her face) “delightful .”

 

(Cue another long silence)

 

E - “sooooooooooo... WANNA MAKE OUT!!!!! :);)”

 

D - “EWW you are such a sleaze! I am going to go find Vincent! (Runs off)

 

E - “Oh well... go find sulky pants, pale-faced Verona - I AM STILL HOTTER!” (Slicks back hair)

 

Thanks for reading, MystiFerdinand xxx