This is a frightening tale, that would test the metal of even the hardiest warrior, the true acount of the weregophers of Simmons hall! It all started the day that my mom dropped me off in my new college dorm, finally i though freedom, know i can do whatever, whenever! (and yes i did do a little salsa right then and their). The day was bright and sunny and the attendents were so helpfull and excited, they carried my two ton suitcase with one hand and sprinted up the stairs, then burst into a rousing cheer befor zipping off to another freaked out freshman. "Hi, how ya doing, mynameisheidiandiamyournewroomate!" came from behind me like a rush of helium let out of a ballon. I jumped did a backflip and landed on the know collapsed bed in the corner. "Ooooohhhhhh migoshhhh, I am sooooooooo sorry, i sooo didn't mean to scare you!" said the heliom ballon as a short thin little girl flapped over, litterally, and pulled me up. "ahhh...no..its all right, ummm my names-" i started not really sure wheather to be more suprised at the bright pink pixie wings the flutters nuroticly from her back, or the fact that she already seemed to know my name. "Sukie, oh yes i looooooove the name it is sooo cool, really i mean it totally!" she said, another rush of helium. then just stood their fluttering her wings and floating a few inches of the ground. to be continued, by battery is dieing.