A Random Naruto Story!

Warning: This fic may offend some people but I didn't do it on purpose (except for Shadow.)
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and the other stuff having to do with cereal products and anime/mangas.  I do own myself, the plot, and Gaara's teddy bear.  MINE! 

(the stuff in () are me explaining or something random)
(Before you start asking questions, Know Your Stars is a segment in All That that makes fun of the star who is sitting in the chair. The whole point of this is to get the person mad.)
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"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." echoed some random guy's voice...
And look! Here comes Naruto!

The Village Idiot! Naruto Uzamaki!

"Hey, where's Sakura?" he asked no one in particular.
The voice chimed, "Come sit in that chair in the middle of the room..."
Naruto looked at the ceiling. "Where's that voice coming from?...Oh well." He sit's in the chair...poor soul...
"Naruto, he wears diapers..."
"Hey! No I don't! See?!" he shouted and was starting to take off his pants...
"O_O' Don't do that, please.... Sit back down and I will tell you where Sakura is..."
He looked at the ceiling with his cute fox face. "Sure! Anything for Sakura..."
"He, he... Naruto... he's gay..."
Naruto didn't do anything.
"With Sasuke!"
He jumped up and pointed at the ceiling. "Don't call me gay, and especially not with Sasuke! Where are you? I 'm going to kill you when I find you!"
"...Talk about a delayed reaction... Anyway... Naruto...he really can't do ninjutsu and all that other ninja stuff. It's just his stunt double, Kankuro's puppet..."
"Nuh-uh! I can too do my own jutsu! Look, Shadow clone Jutsu!"
Suddenly a million Naruto's poof up! Then they all huddle around the original...
"What are you guys talking about?" the random guy(or girl) askes.
"All right! Break!" All the Naruto clones run to the control room where the random person is.
"UH-OH! And now you know Naruto!" concluded the person.
"Get her, guys!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." chanted a voice.
In the voice box...
"Who do you want to do next?" I (allyson) asks. I was sitting in a box over the ceiling so I had a bird's eye view of everything in the room.
Christina was sitting next to me... "I don't- Hey, can you get Itachi here?"
"Hmmmmmmmmmmm.... Probably not cause Ita-chan doesn't like to come here for nothing..."
She suddenly had a smile on her face and I read her mind. I rolled my wheel chair to the survaillance TV's and looked around till I saw our next victim.
"Sasuke-kun..." we droned and we disappeared.


The Avenger! Sasuke!

Konoha: Sasuke's house...dash...mansion....

"Shhhh, if we wake him up, we're screwed..." I whispered while we rounded the corner.
"Okay..."
Anyway, Christina slid Sasuke's bedroom door open and we froze.
"I'm not going in there," informed Christina.
"What? What do you mean you're not going? Who's gonna go then?" I asked.
"You do it..." She pushed me in the room and I groaned quietly.
"You owe me..."
"Hello, girlssssss," a voice greeted.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh," we screamed. And screaming is not good cause it wakes up sleeping ninjas.
"WTF!!" shouted Sasuke and he jerked himself to a seating position on his bed.
I turned around and pointed to the culprit. "It was you Kakashi-sensei! Now we're gonna die. I thought you loved me!"


The Pervert! Kakashi Hatake!

Kakasi-sensei looked at me weird and pointed to Christina and Sasuke.
They were staring at each other. Christina was blinking and Sasuke was glaring at her.
"Who...are...you?..." he asked.
Christina smiled nervously and I sweatdropped. "..."
"Oh, no! She's gone into Sasuke shock! Quick, get the sleeeeeeeeep gun!"
Miraciously, she heard me, got out the gun, and pointed it at Sasuke. "I'm sorry, Sasuke-kun... It's for your own good."
Sasuke had his 'what the hell' face on and turned his gaze to me. "Is this another one of your crazy friends? I thought I told you not to bring them to my house."
"But whyyyyyy? All my friends were nice to you, weren't they?" I whined. "Christina?! What is taking so long? He's gonna go into flash back mode!"Christina shook her head. I groaned knowing it was too late.
"Do I seriously have to remind you? There was that one time-"
-----------------------flashback--------------------------

One day, Sasuke was happily (O_O) eating coco puffs in his kitchen, but oddly enough he was singing the frosted flakes song.
"They're more than good...THEY'RE GRRRREAT!" he sang and stuffed some more coco puffs in his mouth.
In the air vent above, was me and Linda, our faces red with trying to hold in our laughter. Linda had a camera in her hands, recording the whole thing.
"He looks like a kid again... Awwwwwwww, look at his cute face!" I whispered quietly.
"Wait till I show this to Ashley and the others," whispered Linda.
"I got the greatest idea. Let's put this on the internet!"
"Oh my gosh! We'd be total masters of the ninja spying arts!"
We squealed and heard Sasuke start to sing the pokemon song.
"I wanna be the very bessst, like no one ever was... To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause!"
I giggled and heard a creaking noise. "Uh-oh. Linda, hear that?"
"Huh?" The creaking started again. "Allyson, I think we should-"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" we screamed and the air vent broke under our immense (not really XD) weight. We fell to the kitchen floor...in fact on top of Sasuke.
"Hey! What the hell is going on here?!" he shouted flailing his arms desperately.
"Are you okay, Linda?" I asked, totally ignoring Sasuke.
She nodded and said, "I think so. And the camera's okay too!"
"Great! Let's go!" I yelled and we ran out of his house.
Sasuke stood up and brushed himself off. He blinked and said, "Wait...a camera?"

-----------------end flashback-------------------------

"Linda came here one time?" asked Christina.
"Yeah. It was pretty fun!" I replied.
"That was not as bad as when Ashley came! I thought you were being nice to me for a change, but no!"
Kakashi-sensei looked bored. "I have to tell you ssssssssssomething..."
"Can't you wait Kashi? He's trying to have a flashback!"

-----------------------flashback-------------------------

One afternoon, Sasuke was sitting in the dining room waiting for lunch, which I so happened to be making him in the kitchen. He was singing...again.
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout..." then he stopped cause he couldn't remember the rest of the song.

Meanwhile in the kitchen...

Rose (ha! I didn't forget!) held a bag with mysterious chunks in it. We were both laughing while she put the contents in the pan I was cooking in.
"Mua, ha, ha, ha, ha!" we laughed...duh.

Back to Sasuke...

"Ya, yo, ya, yo! Dreamin'! Don't give it up, Luffy! Dreamin'! Don't give it up, Zolo! Dreamin'! Don't give it up, Nami! Dreamin'!" sang Sasuke. He was singing the One Piece theme song...which totally sucks. The japanese one is better...duh.
Anyway, I came in the room with a plate of steaming hot rice with mystery chunks in it! (thunder claps in the distance)
"Yay! Oh, wait... Hn," he hunned.
I smiled big and chimed, "Here you go, Sasuke! Some yum-yum for your tum-tum!"
"Yay! I mean...Hn," he hunned...again.
I set the plate down in front of him and looked at the closet behind him. Rose was in the closet and I could here her singing "Trapped in the Closet" or whatever song that is, real quiet.
We giggled and watched Sasuke chow down his food with chopsticks. He stab a chunk of mystery with his chopstick and stuck it in my face.
"What is this? It tastes real good, Artemis," Sasuke complimented and shoved it in his mouth.
"Just some of my special meat! I got it from a friend..."
He had a thoughtful face on and asked, "Oh, who was it?"
"No one you would want to know, but if you insist it was Rose," I snicked and smiled brightly at him.
He looked uninterested as I said this but soon his eyes widened and twitched. We heard meniacle laughter and the closet door thrust open. Rose stepped out looking all victorious and stuff.
"Whoa!" screamed Sasuke and jumped on the table. "The closet has teeth and curly hair!"
"Sasuke, you're going to break the table. Get off!" she shouted and pushed Sasuke off. He slammed into the floor and pushed himself up. His black eyes were blank and looking frantically around the room. "Why are there so many colors? So...many...colors..."
I blinked and Rose had that giant smile of amusment on her face. "This is boring."
"No way. The good part will come soon!" she assured and was jumping with anticipation.
I sighed, sat in a chair backwards, and watched Sasuke swish his head left and right.
During this time, I was thinking about Shadow and Rose was muttering something about mushrooms.
'You know, if Sasuke remembers this, I am soooooooooooooooo screwed...' I thought.
Then I noticed Sasuke staring at me. I glanced at Rose and she was having giggling fits in her chair. I raised an eyebrow and went back to Sasuke.
There was a light pink on his cheeks and he smiled at me, which kind of creeped me out.
"Arti-chan, I've been meaning to tell you something."
My eye twitched at the nickname. "What is it, Sasuke?" From the way he was, he reminded me of his eight-year-old self, which was kinda cute.
"Well, Arti-chan..." (twitch) "I...uh, kinda..."
His studdering made Rose mad so she threatened to kick him. "Say it or you will die!" Well, sort of.
He made a whimpering sound and shouted, "I love you!"
My eyes narrowed and Rose erupted with laughter, fell off the chair, and started drooling on the floor.
I simply replied, "I know..." I grinned evily and asked, "What else?"
He started to count on his fingers. "I think you're hott and even though I'm only 13, I have daydreams about-"

-------------------end flashback--------------------------

Everyone in the room was like O_O'.
"This is ackward..." concluded Sasuke. We all stared at him blankly and Kakashi coughed.
Christina pointed to Kakashi-sensei.
"Sooooooooooooooooooo, Kashi? You got something to say?" I asked.
"Yessssssssssssssssssss!" he ssssssaid and had a wicked grin on his face.
"Then there was the time when the crazy girl, the quiet one, and the talkative one came...all at the same time!" interupped Sasuke and therefore we must have another flashback.

-----------------------flashback-----------------------

One time, I was like as Sasuke's house for some odd reason and we were like chilling on his couch watching stuff.
"I'm glad we're in your house chilling on the couch watching stuff, Sasuke," I droned...see?
"Hn," hunned Sasuke and a knock was heard from the living room door. (that does not make sense...)
He got up and went to open the door.
"I'm going to get the door," he explained. See?
Anyway, he went to go get the door and all of a sudden there was a gasp!
"Oh my gosh! You're like that guy Allyson and them are always talking about! What's your name? Sause or something?"
I was currently drinking soda (convinently) and spit it out when I heard this. "Is that-"
"Hey, yeah! You're that guy! I wish Allyson was here to see this! Wait till I tell her!"
"OMG! I must hide!" I screamed, which wasn't a good idea cause they heard me.
"What was that sound?"
"Let's investigate!"
"NO! Do not come in here! And who is this Allyson person!" shouted (I assumed) Sasuke.
I scurried into the kitchen and peeked into the living room. There I saw Heyley, Jenni, and Kasie!
'Must escape...there must be a hidden door around here...' I thought, but I stayed to see what they would do.
Sasuke had his death face on. "Get out of my house!"
"Oh, shut up! We'll go when we feel like it!" Jenni yelled and gave Sasuke a death glare.
They couldn't see it but Sasuke felt a little depressed and defeated inside. (awwwwwwww)
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, what is with the soda, Sause?! It's all over the floor!" informed Heyley and pointed at the mess I made.
He started to mutter about all the stuff he was going to do to me when he saw me.
"So where are we anyway?" asked Jenni and glared a Sasuke.
"Konohagakure, the Village hidden in the leaves...duh," replied Sasuke.
"Well, we had no idea where we were so don't get mad at us, Sause!" scolded Heyley and crossed her arms all cool like and stuff.
"My name is freakin' Sasuke Uchiha, dammit! Not Sause!! I hope you're not another one of her friends. She probably knew this would happen and bailed before you guys saw her! She is such a loser!" Sasuke crossed his arms and he was all moody now.
I giggled and peered at Kasie.
She was staring at a picture and was blinking... a lot.
'Uh-ohhhhhhhh. Wait this is the perfect opportunity to go and escape!'
"Hey, guys, come look at this," she said and everyone (including Sasuke) crowded round her.
"What? What's wrong with the thing? It's just a picture..." said Sasuke.
"That girl..." whispered Heyley.
'Shoot, not that one!'
They were looking at the picture that had me, Sasuke, Kakashi-sensei, and Big Brother (Rock Lee!) in it.
"You know, that looks a lot like..." said Jenni.
'Time to escape through the front door!' I thought and started to tip-toe through the living room.
Sasuke looked behind him, at me. We stared at each other for a while with funny faces on.
'No, Sasuke! Please don't...'
"Artemis! You are so going to clean that stain on my brand new floor!" he shouted.
My friends' head whipped toward me and and all their eyes widened.
"Allyson?" they asked.
'When in doubt...lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
I said in a higher pitched voice, "Sasuke-kun! Who are your friends?"
"Dammit, Artemis! Look at my floor, you are going to clean it up and then you're going to get your loser friends out of my house!!!!!!"
I gave him a bored look and smiled at my friends. "I'm Artemis Hatake! Adoptive daughter of Kakashi Hatake since age 9 and Little Sister to the Taijutsu Master, Rock Lee! Nice to meetcha!"
Kasie and Heyley were saying hi and stuff but Jenni just kept glaring at me.
'She's not falling for it...'
"Lookie! At my headband!" I pointed to my forehead protecter. It was different from the Konoha headband because it had a moon and clouds instead of a decrative leaf on it. "It means I am an official ninja of some village but I can't remember because I was little so I'm an offical ninja of Konoha just like Sasuke!"
They looked at Sasuke and then turned their attention back to me.
"You look an awful lot like our friend, Allyson. Do you know her?" asked Kasie and I shook my head.
"Yeah, she couldn't be Allyson but then again why couldn't she? We're here," informed Jenni and I shot a glare at her.
Heyley suddenly appeared behind me and raised my arms up. Kasie poked my stomach.
"She's too skinny to be Allyson," they chimed.
'They are soooooooooooo dead...'
"Yeah, to be a ninja, you have to be fit...unless your Choji... He's the fat one."
"You're gonna get fat at the rate your eating those little pastries," commented Sasuke.
'You will die, Sasuke. No matter how cute you are.'
"So who is this Allyson person?" I asked and waited for an answer.
"She's our friend," they all said simply and went back to poking or sulking.
"That's it?! There must be more!"
"Well," Jenni started,"She is totally obsessed with Naruto or whatever this place is and has a crush on Sasuke. She and Christina talk about it all the time and it gets really annoying to listen too and then they got Linda into that ninja nonsense so all three of them are talking about Naruto all the time. Her birthday is on October the 27th and she is always talking about how she has the same birthday of some evil guy, or something."
Sasuke seemed to notice my birthday and stared me with a puzzled expression.
"So we all go to Judson Middle School in Longview, Texas on Earth, which we are not on right now because this is a made up place. We all have classes together and she has a major crush on Casey although she really can't decide if she likes him for real or only cause he reminds her of someone she used to know." I blushed and knew Sasuke was taking notes to blackmail me later. "And Casey's like this guy who most girls in the school likes, except for me and Linda of course because we have a little sense in our bodies. So anyway, Allyson is either always talking about Naruto, Sause over there-" Glare from Sasuke." Or Shadow which is from Sonic the hedgehog, or Casey."
I blinked and so did everyone else. Sasuke frowned and shouted, "You talk too much!" Heyley was behind Sasuke now with a sinister gleam in her eyes. She picked off a hair from Sasuke's head and put it in a plastic baggie.
"What the heck!" he protested.
"For testing in my super secret laboratory!" she cheerfuly said and stuffed the bag in her pocket.
Kasie was just staring at me oddly and kept poking my stomach.
"Oh, yeah. And Allyson is overweight meaning she is fat and she hates preppy people cause most of them are skinny and-"
"Shut the hell up, Jenni! God, why don't you ever be quiet every once in a while dammit!" I yelled, dropping the voice.
"OMG! It's Allyson! Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?" asked Kasie.
"Whatever...Sasuke, let's go get a popsicle from Kashi," I said totally ignoring everyone else.
"Hn," hunned Sasuke...which means okay.
Then the doorbell rang. "I'll get it!" yelled Heyley and raced to the door. There were some voices and talking and such then, "Hey, Allyson! Some weird guy in green spandex want to talk to you!"
'Spandex?' I immediately knew who it was and ran to the door. There stood the Beautiful Green Beast of Konoha, the great Taijutsu Master, and my Big Brother, Rock Lee!

My Big Brother! Rock Lee!

"Little sister! It is nice to see you after all this time! I have missed you so much!" said Lee with open arms!
"Big brother! It's been so long!" I said and hugged Lee.
Sasuke, in the background, muttered, "You saw each other yesterday...." Everyone was like O_O' except for me and Lee.
"Little sis!"
"Big bro!"
"Little sis!"
"Big bro!"
Then the scenery changed to a sunset by the beach with the waves were crashing against the rocks. There was cheesy music playing and junk. Then it stopped and everything was normal again.
Everyone, except Lee, Sasuke, and I because we were used to it, was like O_O'.
"So big brother, what's happening today?" I asked.
Lee thought for a second then replied, "I finished my mission for the day and I decided to come and visit my little sister."
"Oh, Lee! You are sooooooooo cool! Let's go train so we can protect our ninja way!" I shouted with tears streaming down my face.
"Yes, let us go, little sister! Let us train until we can reach out goal!" he shouted also with tears.
The tears stopped and I said good-bye to everyone. "See ya, guys later! Have fun with Sasuke! I'll be back by 6!"
Then Lee and I ran towards the training grounds leaving Sasuke and the others behind.
Suddenly, the girls had an evil gleam in their eyes. Sasuke felt small and scared at that moment.
"You know what we're going to do with you?" asked Heyley.
He shook his head frantically.
"You shouldn't be scared, Sause," consoled (kind of) Kasie.
"My name is S-s-s-s-s-sasuke..."
"It will be Solina when we're done with you," taunted Jenni.
"Why?" he whimpered. (O_O)
"BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU A MAKEOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Meanwhile...at Gaara's place...

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-inhale-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" screamed some guy. (Sasuke)
The cool red-haired ninja looked out his window. "Damn. They got to him before I could." (For pictures read further...)

The training grounds...

"Big brother, do you hear that?" I shouted while I punched at a punching bag.
Lee, jump roping, yelled, "What? I cannot hear you over my youth!"
"Nevermind!"
'Damn. They got to him before I could,' I thought and continued to punch the punching bag.

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"Yeah, so they gave me a makeover! It took 3 weeks to get that mascara off!" shouted Sasuke.
"But you looked a little like Gaara," I whined. (Gaara's hott...)
Kakashi-sensei was asleep and he suddenly woke up. "It'sssssss time!"
"Hammer Time?!" Christina and I asked hopefully.


Can't touch this! M.C. Hammer!

"No, Orochimaru time!" (Damn...)
We all looked at each other. Sause- I mean, Sasuke, then me, then Christina, then me, then Christina, then Sasuke, then to Kakashi.
"That doesn't sound like fun!" I accused and pointed at him.
"That'ssssssss because I am Orochimaru!" he said and transformed into Orochimaru.


That Gaywad! Orochimaru!

We blinked and Christina pointed the gun at him.
"Say something," whispered Christina and I groaned.
"Fine. Ahem...ah, ha! I knew it was you all along, Orochimaru! No one can impersonate Kakashi right! He's too much of a pervert!"
Sasuke hit me over the head with his fist. "You baka, you didn't even suspect a thing!"
"Don't hit me!" I got in front of Sasuke and got into the Taijutsu stance. "You aren't going to take Sasuke! Not yet anyway..." I whispered the last part and earned a confused glance from everyone.
The snake dude hissed, "Are you going to protect your little friend? I do not have to kidnap him for he will sssssseek me out and-"
"Blah, blah, blah! I heard this a million times already! Besides, if you move you get hit by a dart from the gun Christina's holding!"
(insert fanfare here) "Here we have the deluxe sleeping dart gun! Great for ninja missions and other stuff such as insomia!" announced Christina and shot Gaara who randomly appeared out of nowhere.


Panda/Sandman! Gaara of the Desert!

(Gaara doesn't sleep because of the One Tailed Shukaku demon inside of him. If he does sleep then it will take over his body and then... well...he'll go on a rampage and destroy the whole village.)
The dart stuck to the middle of his forehead and he looked at it cross-eyed. A note popped out of it reading "Happy sleeping!" and Gaara fell to the floor...sleeping.
Sasuke and I were staring blankly at him. Christina had a nervous smile on her face and said, "Oops..."
"Oops is right!!!!!!!!!" we screamed and ran to Gaara.
"Dude, how do you wake him up?...Without getting yourself killed?" I asked and poked Gaara with a stick.
"A water trap..." Sasuke plotted and ran off somewhere.
"Hey, Orochimaru? Could you go terrorize some other village? Ours is going to be destroyed if Gaara doesn't wake up," I yawned.
He frowned and replied, "Why should I?"
"Cause we have the same birthday and I wouldn't want anything bad to happen at your party..." I threatened and he disappeared.
"Hey, Mr. Sandman, wake up," said Christina and she poked the dart on his forehead.
"GAARA! WAKE UP NOW! YOU DON'T WANT TO DESTROY KONOHAGAKURE ,DO YOU?" I screamed and pulled the dart off of his head.
His skyblue eyes shot open, and I can tell from that second, that he was pissed.
"Who the hell shot me?! I was going to kill Sasuke but now I'm going to kill the person!!!"
I, involuntarily, pointed to Christina. "She did it, Gaara!" I tattled...involuntarily. Then I added, "But she didn't mean it!"
He growled and shot Christina a look.
Then, "I got the water!!!!!!!!!" SPLASH!
I got soaked! Along with Gaara and Christina! We all looked up to see a smiling Sasuke holding an empty pail.
"You are sooooooooooo dead!" laughed Christina.
She was right. Gaara's sand was gathering around him waiting for an order. I took this opportunity. I grabbed Christina, did a few hand signs, grabbed Gaara's collar, and shouted, "Transportation Jutsu!"
"What?!!!!!!!!" everyone shouted.

At the studio...FINALLY!...

Gaara of the Desert sat on a chair in the middle of the room.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..."
"What the hell? Where is that voice coming from?" he asked himself.
"The ceiling...Anyway...Garra, he still sleeps with a teddy bear..."
Gaara blinked and replied, "I don't sleep."
"..."

In the booth...

I turned the mic off and sighed.
"That was stupid. Weren't you the one who told me that he doesn't sleep?" asked Christina.
"Whoopsies, hee hee. Well..." I turned the mic back on.

Back with Gaara...

"Gaara...he has a teddy bear named Mr. Fluffums...And I have him hostage here in the ceiling!"
"Gasp! I mean...I don't have a teddy bear for your info...but...what are you going to do with that innocent teddy?" he asked nervously.

In the booth...

"You have his teddy?"
I pulled out the brown bear and waved it around. "Yeah, he gave it to me. Said he didn't need him anymore."

Gaara's only friend!(JK) Teddy!

Back with Gaara...

"I'll sleep with him!" the voice shouted dramatically.
"But he can't sleep! He's got terrible dreams!"
"...Okay. Whateva...Gaara, he is actually the sandman. That is why he never sleeps..."
"I am not the sandman! That's my dad!" he shouted angrily.
"Okay... Whatever... Gaara, he's got anger management classes today and he's skipping them."
"This story suck, Artemis!"
In the booth, I was standing up in my chair. "You got something to say, dream killer?!!!!!! Come up here and say it!"
He pointed to the ceiling. "You'll never be able to beat me at this rate! You suck at writing and at being a ninja!!!!!!!!"
"Just you wait! I'll avenge Lee and I'll be an awesome comedy writer then I'll gloat in front your pretty little face!!!!!!!!!!"
"Calm down, Allyson!!!!!!" said/screamed Christina.
"NO WAY! Gaara of the Desert, I challenge you to a match! Right here, right now!"
He smirked, "If you wish to die."
I had fire in my eyes and was struggling to escape from Christina, who had a tight grip on my wrist. "You big panda! Wait till I get away from Christina! I'm gonna knock you back to Sunagakure where you belong!"
His eye twitched. "I am not a panda!" Garra yelled.
"You know, he does look like a panda. What's with the eyeliner?!" asked Christina.
"This isn't eyeliner! It's one of the gay things I get because of that stupid demon!"
I thought about this and sat down. "You're not worth it, Panda... I feel too sorry to kill you. At least, right now."
"You...suck...And don't call me a panda!" he warned then turned to leave.
"Okay! Bye, Panda!!!!!!!"
"YOU SUCK!"
"And now you know Gaara of the Desert."
"That was weird..." muttered Christina and looked at the survailence T.V.'s. "Uh-oh... Allyson, we've got problems."
"I know. I have an appointment with a psychiatrist later."
"Not those kinds of problems!!!!!! Look!" She pointed to the T.V.
A crowd was outside the booth and they looked miffed.
"Oh no. Shadow!"

There was a poof sound and Christina jumped up in surprize. I smiled at the black and red haired boy who stood behind her.
"Huh? Why'd you drag me out of Concious World?" He frowned at Christina. "What is she doing here? Are you messing around with the Space Time Continum...again?"
"No, but they have!" I pointed to the T.V.
His red eyes followed my finger and went to the T.V.
"And you're expecting me to do something about it?"
I nodded and pushed him to the door. "Dance, hedgehog!"
"For your information, I'm human right now, loser, and I don't dance.... What's with your friend?"
Christina was staring at Shadow starry eyed. We both sweatdropped.
"Ano, Christina! Stop staring and help me."
I could tell she wanted to say something, but all that came out of her mouth was gibberish. I think she wanted to say something like, "Ahhhhhhh! He's cuter than I ever imagined! Let me glomp you!"
That reminds me... "Ano, where's Sasuke?"
She shrugged.

With Sasuke...

"I wonder where Artemis is? Hmmmm..." wondered Sasuke. Unfortunetly, he was near the booth where the crowd of people were.
"Hey, look!" shouted one of the people...coughjennicough.
"It's Sause!" yelled another... coughheyleycough.
He blinked then counted the people.
'One(Jenni), two(Heyley), three(Kasie), four(Linda), five(Rose), and six(and, oh I don't know... hey! Casey, just for kicks.)!' he thought.
(get ready for major Caseybashing... Sorry Casey! -_-)
"I, Casey Harper, major football and UIL star-"
"Shut up, Casey! No one likes you anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Linda and hit him over the head, Sakura style.
Kasie looked ashamed...kinda.

In the booth...

"Nooooooooooooooo, Shadow!" Christina and I pleaded while holding Shadow back. I held his waist and Christina had his arms.
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Wait till I get my hands on him!" he...roared? Yeah, that's was a roar.
"Stupid Casey, has to go around announcing himself!" said Christina.
"Hmm, maybe I should unleash Shadow," I considered.
"Yeah! Let me go!" he demanded.
"What for? He's going to kill him!"
"I know.... This is a very hard descion..."
"What's the deal?! Don't you love me?" he asked.
I thought...and thought...and thought...and thought....
"You have to think?!!!!!!!!!!!" they shouted.
"-_-' Sorry..."

With Sasuke...

Casey was rubbing his head from Linda's vicious attack while everyone else was staring at Sause- I mean Sasuke.
Randomly, Kiba and Akamaru appeared.


Must love dogs! Kiba and Akamaru!

"Hmm? Uchiha, what's going on here?" he asked.
Sasuke scowled and said, "Nothing special."
"OMG! Look at that dog! It's soooooo cute!" squealed Heyley and Kasie.
Akamaru barked cutely. This only created more squeals from the girls.
Kiba being an all around womanizer said, "Don't look at Akamaru!!!!!!!!!! Leave him be!" Never mind...
"You're such an idiot..."
He looked at Sasuke then at the girls. They looked all evil and such.
"Here's the plan," whispered Heyley. Somehow she had managed to get Linda and Rose in all of this. "We all get into the square formation and jump him. Understood?"
They all nodded their head and glanced at Kiba, who had a nervous look on his face. Akamaru, however, was just being as cute as ever! This didn't help the issue...
Suddenly, they jumped into action with the speed of a million Rock Lee's! (Lee: And that is fast!) The next thing Kiba knew, Akamaru was in the hands of Linda and he was under the rest of the girls.
"Bark!"
"Akamaru! Nooooooooooooo! I'll save you little guy!" promised Kiba while Linda snuggled his precious puppy.
Jenni and Casey looked at each other, then shrugged.

In the booth....

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."
Shadow and Christina were sitting in-front of me indian style. I was thinking and they were paitently waiting for my answer.
Then we heard a scream from the outside...
Our heads turned to the T.V. to see Kiba under 4 girls, Akamaru dognapped, and Jenni, Sasuke, and Casey doing absolutely nothing to stop it.
"..." Me.
"..." Shadow.
"..." Christina.
"...What was I thinking about?" I asked stupidly and recieved a hard punch to the head by Christina. "OOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!"
"What were you thinking about this whole time?!"
I blushed and had a goofy smile on my face. Shadow's eye twitched and he shook his head.
"Maybe we should help out that dog kid," suggested Shadow.
Christina and I looked at him like he was crazy. "And risk being seen by...him?!"
'Uh-oh...' he thought.
"We don't even know how they all got here, including him! If he saw us, then he would start asking questions and think of me even weirder as before!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I shouted dramatically.
"We need to escape!"
"Or..." he started.
"Or?" we repeated.
"You can disguise yourselves..."
I ran into the closet and pulled out all black ninja suits...you know, the ones the ninja's on T.V. wear.
"You don't need one, Shads! You already wear all black!"
He sweatdropped.

Poor Kiba...

Kiba was still stuck under the pile of girls, Akamaru was still dognapped, and Casey and Jenni were fighting over who would win the UIL medals. Sasuke...well, he was bored.
Suddenly, 3 people in all black appeared and jacked Akamaru from Linda.The girls jumped off of Kiba and looked for Akamaru while the ninja dudes stood on the ceiling of the booth.
"Looking for this?!" shouted the black haired pigtailed girl. She held Akamaru by his front paws and his body was dangling freely in the air.
"It's Akamaru!" everyone yelled minus Jenni, Casey, and Sasuke. Akamaru ruffed and started squirming.
"Catch, Kiba!" The girl let Akamaru go and he fell until Kiba catched him.
"Ano...I guess our job is done, huh?" The black hair guy asked me.... Only problem was... that I wasn't there. "Hey, where did she go?!"
I, the brown haired girl, was next to Jenni and Casey. They stopped fighting and stared at me.
"You know, that disguise isn't fooling anyone..." informed Jenni.
"Gasp! Who is that?" asked Casey.
"Just so you know..." I started. "Allyson Castillo will beat both of your butts in the UIL invitational and in the official one! Have a nice day, Casey and Jenni! Oh.... Ano! Sasuke-chan!"
Sasuke turned to me. "You know that disguise isn't fooling anyone..."
"Gasp! Who is that?" everyone asked.
He sweatdropped. "What is it?"
I blushed in embarrasment. "I don't know how to end my story! I was never good with endings..."
His eyes narrowed. "Go back to what you originally doing."
I glanced at Shadow and smiled. "Sasuke, I want you to help me with something..."
'Oh no...' thought Shadow and Christina.

(And so we end up where we started, in a room with a chair. But first, since this is a conclusion, we have to tie up a few loose ends. )

Kiba and Akamaru go back home and eat some dog treats. Casey, with his macho self, and the others, minus Christina, went back home to 'reality.'
Jenni: This story sucks, do not read it ever again. In fact this was all a dream.
Anyway, they had a few things to say...
Heyley: That dog WILL be mine!
Linda: When I get home, I'm going to watch Pirates of the Carabian again!
Rose: I can't wait to see my little puppies so I can snuggle them to death! Oh, yeah, and my mom...
Kasie: I wonder where Allyson is?
Casey: I wonder who those ninja were. Jenni said it was Allyson, Christina, and some guy named Shadow, but that couldn't be possible...
Jenni: (screaming at Casey for being clueless)
Where is Sasuke, Christina, Shadow, and I? Find out next time!

(Okay, so it really isn't next time. Anyway Sasuke, Christina, and I were in the booth. Shadow was strapped in a chair in the middle of the room.)

"Know your losers, know your losers, know your losers..." began Sasuke.
"Shadow...he still sleeps with a nightlight," I snickered.
"No, I don't! I love the dark! Darkness is a part of me! Without it, I would die..." he protested.
"Yeah, right!" started Christina. "I have pictures of you sleeping right here!"
"You can prove nothing..." he calmly said.
"Shadow...he has a secret crush on Amy."
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I do not! Amy is pink! I hate pink!"
"How come you have pink stuff in your closet?" I asked.
"...No comment..."
"Loser...he's not a hedgehog. He's a lion!" accused Sasuke.
"Prove it!"
"Will do!"

------------------------flashback-------------------------

"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

---------------------end flashback----------------------

I was fake crying. "All this time, I thought you were a hedgehog. You were lying to me, Shadow!"
Sasuke and Christina were nodding thier heads. "For shame, Shadow. For shame."
"Think what you want! But I'm a hedgehog! And besides, roaring doesn't mean your a lion!"
I stopped and said, "Shadow...he doesn't have a best friend anymore. In fact, his former best friend found a newer more better one!"
"Who?" wondered Shadow all teary eyed.
"Me?" asked Sasuke and Christina.
"Panda!"
"What?!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they all shouted.
The door to the booth slammed open, and (Gasp!) Gaara was standing there with his eye twitching.
"My name is not Panda! It's Gaara!"
"Panda!" I screamed and glomped him. (In case you didn't know glomping is extreme hugging.)
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Get off of me!"
"I can't believe she wanted him..." Shadow, Sasuke, and Christina droned.
"But I WUV you, Gaa-chan!"
"And now you know Shadow..." Sasuke and Christina concluded.

In Conclusion, (Ms. Peery would kill me if she ever read this.) I ended up with Gaara as a best friend, Sasuke and Shadow went back to being their usual depressed selves, and Christina got a best friend...Sasuke! He got un-depressed because of Christina's unusual perkyness. So, Shadow was depressed until I found out Gaara wasn't a panda. Then I went back to Shadow and he was happy again.

I thought this was fun to write and if you don't like it then good for flippin' you! If I'm bored, I'll make another.

Till then,

                              Me!  Tomi!