lol. i have 888 views! xD that's funny.

ooooh, i have an idea, i'll put down some of my favorite sayings! 8D here goes:

• Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes!
• Oh yeah? Well... I don't like your pants.
• My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
• I'm sneaky... like a ninja!
• Make coffee, not war. <3
• There is no problem I can't ignore, confront, drown in chocolate sauce, plot against, or run over with the car.
• Love is blind. That's why we have HANDS.
• YETI!
• You can't choose your relatives. (You can choose to ignore'em, though.)
• I bet you can't even tell the truth without lying.
• Wipe your nose. Your brains are leaking.
• I get easily distrac--oh look, a bird.
• Rice cakes taste waaaaay better dipped in hot fudge.
• ... My toe.
• You are STUPID and therefore WRONG.
• Beauty sleep in progress. Come back in 20 years.
• >.> I have naked pictures of you.
• Anime. ...Crack is cheaper.
• I laugh because you've finally driven me insane.
• Dear Santa... I want Johnny Depp.

that's all for now! byeeeeeee!!!!