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1.have fun
2. be nice
1. Think of a really ridiculous theme song for him and sing it at the MOST dramatic times.
"L-L-L, L-L-L
Does whatever L can do.
He solves crimes, and hates socks.
He eats sweets, and then he farts.
LOOK OUT!
BUM BUM BUM BUM...
It's L-L-L!"
*jazz hands*
2.When doing his laundry, throw in a red shirt... all of his white shirts will be PINK!! And when he wears it tell him he looks pretty, and the pink really brings out his eye's.
4. Replace all the sweets in his house with fruits and veggies. And change all of his sugar bowls with Splenda (artificial sugar.)
4. Tell him that bitting his fingers is a "crack head" tendency... then ask him where he gets it, and if you can get some too.
5. Whenever Watari brings out sweets, (a tray of cookies perhaps)... sneeze on them! "Damn this VERY contagious Flu!... Want a cookie?"
6. Call him every other letter in the alphabet, except L.
"Hey K!"
"It's L."
"Oh sorry S."
"I said it's L."
"That's what I said R!"
7. Whenever he's making a dramatic speech about justice, wave the American flag, (or any national flag except Japan's) behind his head while humming the national anthem.
8. Whenever he's sitting in his (adorably) weird way... push him over and run! (he'd fall really easily, try it with a friend.)
9. At the end of his every sentence yell, "JUSTICE!"
10. As serious and dramatic as you can tell him you know the TRUE identity of Kira. When he seems interested, slowly lift a picture of a squirrel.
11. When ever he mumbles to himself about Kira yell, "What was that about you being in love with Kira!!!"
12. Constantly scold him about his posture, then hit him in the back with a ruler.
13. Give him a impossible riddle to solve, and when he cant do it, question his detective skills.
"Hey Y, If your sliding down the ocean on your jet ski's and a wheel falls off, will it still take the same number of pancakes to cover the dog house even if your arms grow ten feet long?"
"..."
"Hm... and you call your self a detective." *walk away*
14.Steel his shoes when he goes out. (he probably wouldn't care but at least you'll have his shoes! XD)
15.Glomp him when ever you get the chance!
14. During his Special Task Force meetings smile and tell everyone you taught him everything he knows.
15. Insist he help you with your homework every night, when he finally agrees, fall asleep.
16. narrate his every move in the most dramatic voice ever.
17. When ever he enters the room announce him grandly with trumpets.
18. Constantly wonder aloud in front of his task force if "he is the real Kira."
19. Replace all his clothes with tuxedos, and comb his hair nice.
20. Whenever he says something clever say, "It's elementary my dear Watson."
21. Whenever he says something very witty and elaborate, look around wildly and say. "Is this guy serious? Am I on Punk'd? Oh come on guys?! Wheres the camera's?! Come on out Ashton, you scamp you!"
22. Constantly talk about Kira as if he's your best friend and you hang out all the time. When he asks you about it, insist you have NO idea what he's talking about.
23. When he goes out walk ahead of him and tell everyone he's stalking you.
24. Announce in public that he is the "Famous L!"
25. Take him on a surprise trip to the dentist!
26. At the end of everything he says add a "Ba-dum-chi!" be sure to do the drum movements, as if he just said a joke.
27. Dress like him and then accuse him of stealing your style! Then for added effect... cry.
28. On x-mas give him a box of chocolates but instead of candy inside it's a toothbrush & toothpaste!
29.Dye his hair any color. If it's white, then ask if he's Near's father.
30.Put salt on all of his sweets.
31. Paint his nails while he's sleeping a pretty pink color!
32. Forcefully handcuff him to every other member of the task force and be like "What? Don't you like being handcuffed to other dudes?"
33. Lock him and Mello in one room and place a single piece of chocolate in there... just wait to see who comes out
(sounds mean yes, but can you imagine what would happen, or who would come out??)
welcome
have fun!!
KEEGANGIRL99
02.01.2008 08:31 PM