1.The obvious,call him short.
2.Call Al a trash can.(although you should never do this unless Ed is present,he really cares about his brother and will flip out)
3.Ask him if whinry's his girlfriend.
4.Ask him if Roy's his boyfriend.
5.When he freaks out,make a video of him threating you and put it on youtube.
6.When he's sleeping,cut off his ponytail and say Nina's ghost told you to do it.
7.When he starts crying about Nina,video tape him.
8.Tell him it was a joke and run like heck all while video taping him.
9.Show said tape,to the entire military.
10.Constantly use Harry Potter references(ex:Call Ed Harry, Al Ron and Whinry Hermione.)
11.Tell him you're sorry about Whinry.
12.When he asks why say,"Be cause Al is Ron and Whinry's Hermione.Everyone knows Ron and Hermione will end up together.So Sorry about Your girlfriend's leaving you for your brother."
13.Watch him beat up Al.
14.Get Envy to turn into Whirny and confess that she is gay and plans to marry her girlfriend,Rose.
15.Cry whenever he says the word:THE
16.Read him fanfics.
17.Write fanfics and have him review them,giving them 5 stars on a scale of 1-5.
18.Slap him when he gives you the rating.
19.When he asks why you hit him,say it's cause he gave you less than a 7 and that's what it's worth.
20.put soda in his mouth when he's sleeping.(trust me,he'll gag and the fizz will hurt going up.i choked on soda today btw.)
21.Make him drink milk.
22.Paint his automail pink.
23.Whenever you talk to him,treat him like he's a girl.(If ur a guy,hit on him)
24.When he insists that he's a guy,talk to him about his "gender insecurity" at an intervention you set up with his friends and family.
25.Dress up like Al and tell him you hate him.(i wanna do that and see if he cries)
26.Ask him why he and Roy broke up.
27.When he says he's not gay,argue with him about his sexuality.
28.Dye his hair pink.
29.Chain him to the wall,stick a funnel in his mouth,and force feed him nothing but milk until he's 26 1/2 years old.
30.Make him listen to bad fan dubs.
31.Make him watch Sailor moon.
32.Make him Watch Princess Tutu(not as girly as it sounds.It's good,but he'd hate it.)
33.Tell him whinry's actually a guy.
34.When he argues that she's a girl,ask him why he's so sure about it.*wink*
35.Give him a glass slipper and tell him some girl named cinderella wanted you to give it to him.
36.have ur dad/uncle/father figure and/or creepy guy neighbor,dress up as cinderella.
37.Insist on calling him Barbara.(or sandra,either is good)
38.call him hoenhime(sp?)(His dads name people!)
39.Start calling him Edward-sama.
40.If he likes u calling him Edward-sama,say you mistook him for Edward Cullen.
41.Tell him that you asked L(L not AL) to help you with finding Scar.
42.Tie him to a chair and force him to watch chick flicks with you.
43.Pretend to cry alot at the dramatic parts and blow your nose loudly.
44.Tell everyone in the military he cried too.
45.Make him complete all of the things on a way to annoy Sasuke/Itachi list.Even if they're impossible find a way!
46.Insist on him teaching you to fly.
47.Have him watch Potter Puppet Pals.
48.Introduce him to the most annoying person you know.
49.lock him in a room with a Drunk Roy Mustang.
50.Build a shrine to Roy in his closet and show it to everybody.
51.listen to him talk in his sleep.
52.Tape record it.
53.Point at him with a stick and Yell AVADA KADAVRA repeatedly.
54.Make him watch soap operas with the most emotional person you know.
55.When he's asleep turn up your music really loud and play the song If You Were Gay,or Gay Boyfriend in his ear.
56.Sing bad kareoke,and when he yells at you to shut up,throw milk at him.
57.Make him watch Captain Planet reruns.
58.Sing songs from the animaniacs
59.Give him a one way ticket to the center of the Earth and tell him the philosiphors stone is there.
60.Laugh at him if he believes you but don't tell him why you're laughing.
61.Speak only in piglatin
62.Speak only in French.
63.Speak slowly when having a conversation with him as if he was stupid and couldn't undrstand you.
64.When he asks you where you keep getting all these crazy ideas,tell him you have no idea what he's talking about
65....then burn this list.GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE!
66.Make him read you a bedtime story.
67.Have him read you the same dumb story everynight until he get's so frustrated with you he tears the book to shreds.
68.Mistake him for a 6 year old girl.
69.Dye his hair blue.
70.Dye your hair blue and cling to him saying you're twinsies!
71.Have him reprogram your computer
72.Try to convert him.
73.Dress up in a large bunny suit and follow him everywhere saying your his singing telegram.
74.try to get him to help you practice for your dance recital(lie if u don't dance)
75.Put car paint and flames on Al so that he looks like a racecar.
76.Try to brainwash him in his sleep.
77.Switch all his clothes with green spandex so he looks like Rock Lee.
78.Curse at him in other languages for no reason.
79.Take him to a psychiatrist and say that it's to help cure him of tourettes syndrome.(look it up)
80.Have him watch Naruto Abridged with you.
81.Start refering to Envy as Haku after that.
82.Paint his nails pink with glitter and say it's so he can look "prettyful"
83.Steal winry's wrench and blame it on Ed.
84.Pick on Ed for being beaten up by a girl.
85.Have your friends and you crowd around him and chant "one of us"
86.Don't tell him what you mean by it.
87.Keep doing weird handsigns and say that you're trying to use ninjutsu.
88.Have Weird Al write a song about him and play/sing said song constantly.
89.Write a fake love letter from Mustang and put it in his mailbox.
90.When he goes to confront him about it,pull out a chair and enjoy the show.
91.Name a cereal(sp?)after him and make up a commercial jingle to go along with it.
92.Give them and insulting name,like "Midget O's!"
93.Make sure to have an embarrassing picture of him on the box.
94.Run into his room in the middle of the night screaming "because you thought you saw an alien"
95.When he's in the bathroom,kick down the door.
96.Smack him with a rubber chicken.
97.Throw a cactus at him.
98.Push him out of a second story window into a pool of milk or jello.
99.Have black-hayate attack him,therefore giving him a severe hatred/fear of dogs.
100.When you're talking to him casually,if he says the tiniest thing,flip out on him.
101.(make sure he sees you do this)Write his name down in a black notebook and laugh evily to yourself.
102.Throw a tantrun exactly 41 seconds later when nothing happens.
103.Hold a convention and make him sign autograpghs for multiple fangirls.
104.Get him drunk,then have him battle Mustang.(i don't think i'll try this one,he's underage.)
105.Tell him you have information on Scar.
106.When he asks for the information,have him watch "The Lion King".broadway version or Disney.Either's good.
107.Have him take a vow of silence
108.whenever he asks you something,say the answer is 3.
109.Talk with a Brittish accent.
110.Put bars on his windows so he can't escape and treat him like he's in jail.
111.Put ice cream in his shoes.
112.Pretend to be someone of the opposite gender.
113.Throw skittles at him everytime you see a rainbow(my sister already stole this one from me)
114.When talking to him and Winry,ask Winry why she hangs out with a hermaphridite(someone with both genders)
115.Make him play "Blues Clues" with you.
116.You be Steve/Joe(stupid joe.DIE JOE!STEVE FOREVER!!)
117.Buy him a dog that looks just like Alexander.
118.Replace his shoes with Ice Skates.
119.Replace his shoes with Gogo boots.
120.Ask him to take you to the zoo.
121.If he says no,cry and scream that you wanted to see the oompaloompa's.
122.cry until he agrees to be a replacement and dyes his hair grean,skin orange and sings.
123.Say alchemy is for nerds,then throw a bucket of Nerdz candy at him.
124.Start hitting him with a stick.
125.Say it's because you thought he was a pinata and wanted skittles and nerdz.
126.Assign everybody a theme song.
127.Sing that persons theme song everytime they enter a room or are brought up in a conversation.
128.Read him romance novels(or romance shojo mangas,either works)
129.give him a lecture on the importance of "Just Saying No"
130.Steal his coat and use it to preform a rain dance.
131.Smell him.
132.list all the things he smells like.
133.Constantly refer to the things he smells like.
134.Insist he's made of the things he smells like.
135.lick him
136.List all the things he tastes like.
137.Pour chocolate syrup on him to improve his taste.
138.Let a starving pack of dogs lick the syrup off him.
139.When he freaks out on the dogs,hit him for being mean to them.
140.take his leg away.
141.Take pictures of his arm in random places,like sitting at the dinner table,at the pool working on it's tan,shopping,etc.
142.Don't give it back until you make hundreds of dollars from letting fans see it in a museum you set up in your backyard.
143.return it via shoving it into his mail box.
144.When you see it,ask him if the squirrels stole it from him...Again.
145.take him to kindergarden class on parents day and A)Call him short and run out of the room. B)Have him stand in front of the class and talk about his father and mother. C)Say he's your father. or D)Say you're his mom/dad.
146.Threaten him with a hairdryer by pretending it's a gun.
147.Paint his house day-glow orange.
148.use this list as a check list to make sure u complete everything.
149.Show this list to him when you're done.
150.Run as far away as you can while he's reading the list.