huey-  (gets an idea) yo riley

riley- wat nigga!

huey- since grandad birthday is commin up lets through him a party

riley- we can hook up in a club, and have strippers and hoes

huey- no u idiot we r goin to invite some of his friends

riley- wat friends he got? i mean grandad is as old as the next white man, yaknowwatimean!!

huey- yeah you maybe right about that

riley- we can always called that champian girl......i mean ........grandad old hoe

huey- heres $30 go get some ballons and snaks and meet me in the back yard at 4:30pm!

riley-nigga who am i ......... yo slave....... hell no!

huey- shut the hell up before i take this fryin pan and smack u so hard that u think u white nigga!

riley- wat eva nigga!

                           ( 2 hours lata)

huey- where the hell is riley with that darn stuff?

riley- (running in the backyard) i got the stuff!!!!!

huey- (puzzled) where is it?

riley- calom down nigga u turnin white!!!!!!!!

huey- funny

         ( limozine pulls up)

huey- " O.M.F.G" p.diddy, usher, beoun'ce,  j. holiday, t-pain, ......... where the hell did u get these people!!?

riley- (smirk) i got my ways!!!!!!!

grandad- (walks in) holy shit!!!!!!! usher, and all u rich famous people is here!!!!........... riley wat the hell did u do now!!!!!!!!

everyone- happy birthday granddad!!!!!!!

grandad- ( mouth drop) this the first best birthday yall hethens ever through me!

riley- see granddad i told u i'll hook u up!!!!

huey- ( shaking his head) i still don't f***ing get it!!!!!!