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30 ways to annoy people in cinamas

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

2. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

3. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

4. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

5. Yell out what is going to happen.

6. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

7. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

8. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.

9. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

10. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

11. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

12. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

13. Sing with the theme music.

14. Bring and use your own air freshener.

15. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

16. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

17. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie

18. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

19. Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

20. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

21. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

22. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats and when people ask you to take it off, yell "your just jeleous!"

23.When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

24. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

25. During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

24. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

25. Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killers name is going to be said.

26. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

27. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

28. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

29. Pass by a room thats showing a movie youve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

30. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

lol!

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Tags: yellgoinghappencannot  Added 2008-01-20 12:55:23
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lol! ahahhaha nice

2008-02-01 23:08:46


I DID ALL OF THAT WITH SHIRA'S DAUGHTER LAST SATURDAY. RIGHT AFTER WE WALKED AROUND IN HOT TOPIC HUMMING THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME SONG AND DOING SUMMERSAULTS AROUND THE REGISTERS INCONSPICUOUSLY.

2008-02-01 17:51:16


lol! good!

2008-01-24 23:08:20


Yes! This is awesome I will try this.

2008-01-24 12:24:29


ewwwwww thats gross ewwwww

2008-01-20 14:11:19


That s*** is funny. I think I might try it. U should try this one. When someone says this floor is sticky u should say I just came. I got that from Dane Cook.

2008-01-20 13:24:34


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