21 Ways To Annoy Naruto.


1.) Tell him Sasuke wants to have his "Man Baby's."

2.) Watch him faint.

3.) Once he faints, drag him to Sasuke's house. (How you would get him there I have no clue.) Then sneak him into Sasuke's room and leave him there. (Why does Sasuke leave his door unlocked all the time?)

4.) Tape his eye lids open and force him to read 200 SasuXNaru yaoi fan-fics.

5.) Post photo-shopped pictures of him and Sasuke "Kissing" on the Konoha website. (If there wasn't one, there is now!)

6.) Cover his bedroom walls with colorful print out pics of a nude Sasuke...and Kakashi...and...well every guy in Konoha.

7.) Put one of those dog shock collars on him and shock him every time he says "Believe it" or "Dattebayo."

8.) throw random things at his head when his back is turned, if he asked you why you did that say "Me? I didn't do anything your crazy! How dare you accuse me!" Then walk away pretending to be offended.

9.) Ask him if he went to rehab for being addicted to crack Ramen.

10.) Show SasuXNaru pics to all the Genin, and sensei's. Plus the Chunin.

11.) When he says something "funny" laugh really loud for five minutes, then stop suddenly with a serious look on your face and say "I don't get it."

12.) Put X-Lax in his ramen.

13.) Take all the toilet paper out of the bathrooms, then laugh outside the door when he's freaking out.

14.) Remind him of the day he shat himself. (lol, shat.)

15.) Challenge him to a game of DDR.

16.) Cry when you realize there is no DDR in that era.

17.) Give him to the Orochimaru for 5 bucks.

18.) Save him two days later...make sure he's fully traumatized by spending "quality time" with Orochimaru.

19.) Lock him in a room with Sai for a week.

20.) When he finally tries to kill you, scream, run in a circle, scream some more, and repeat until he just gives up and leaves.

21.) Last but not least. Replace his boxers, or tighty whiteys with thongs.