On His Deathbed Sebastian seriously ill lay dying His wife, Vicky, by his side crying He roused from his coma briefly And his pallid lips moved slightly He whispered "Vicky my darling," "Hush" she said. "Rest, no talking" But he was persistent in his distress "I have something ...
14.10.2008 02:37 AM
if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more...
08.10.2008 01:21 AM
Unlucky man Joke A man walks into a bar and orders a bear then he sits down. Then this bus driver walks in and takes the man’s bear and drinks it all up. Looking at ...
19.07.2008 12:17 AM
Helicopter Joke! There was this one helicopter flying to this city and there were five passengers and four parachutes. There was the pilot, a doctor, a detective, a delivery man and a little boy. The helicopter ran out of fuel and w...
18.07.2008 06:43 PM
'Twas the night before Christmas In Texas, you know, Way out on the prairie, Without any snow. Asleep in their cabin Were Buddy and Sue, A'dreamin' of Christmas, Like me and you. Not stockings, but boots At the foot of their bed, For this was in Texas, What more need be said. Wh...
14.07.2008 04:57 PM
Shadows in the dark Keep me up awake So i sleep with the light on Lock the door behind you Bolt the windows tight Silence can be deadly Especially at night You scare me half to death Bolting down the stairs I'm so scared But no one even cares Noises stir at night I jump right out of...
06.06.2008 01:10 AM
As childhood friends, we grew up together, Swearing to be friends forever and ever. Sometimes we would argue and fight, Other times we would laugh and stay up all night. We went from playing with games and toys, To talking and dreaming about different boys. My thoughts and feelings, to you I wo...
09.05.2008 11:29 PM
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