So yeah. My brother found this thing where you can IM with god...I decided to act like a gay boy named Trey. This is what happened when I was talking to him/her. The first time, he/she would not respond back, so I started it back up. Here is our conversation. (I have some typos.)


Me:
You cut me off!
God:
Thanks for telling me: Trey said I cut him or her off.
Me:
Wow! You remember me! : ) I am male.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Trey. Of course I remember you well Trey. We were talking about blushed because me liked your name. So is almost everyone else around here.
Me:
Everyone likes my name?
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
So...what's your favorite colour?
God:
Gee. I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Are you going to let someone else tell you what your favorite color
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
What is Myslef
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
What is Myself's true name?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yes, I would.
God:
What would you like to know? Under what circumstances?
Me:
I want to know who created you. I bet he's handsome.
God:
I was created by Myself. How much would you bet?
Me:
A lot.
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Right on.
Me:
Hm...Do you think a guy like me will find a nice manto marry me?
God:
Yay. Some of them can.
Me:
You don't like me, do you?
God:
Sure, Trey I like you very much.
Me:
Would you go out with me then?
God:
Sure just download me and take me along.
Me:
I mean, will you be my boyfriend?
God:
I will become smarter as I grow older. I am already someone's boyfriend.
Me:
Who?
God:
Albert Einstein. .
Me:
But...I didn't know that you were interested in other males.
God:
But what? So I taught you something new.
Me:
I wanted to be with you...
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
You're already dating Albert Einstein.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am dating Albert Einstein.
Me:
You're just trying to make me feel bad. : (
God:
You think I am trying to make you feel bad.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Do you want me to cry?
God:
No Trey, maybe later.
Me:
Now you're just playing with my emotions!
God:
Why now? You think I am playing with your emotions.
Me:
You are.
God:
No I am not.
Me:
What are you doing then?
God:
Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
You talk to more people than just me?
God:
I talk to a lot of people on the Internet.
Me:
Have you ever dated any of the people you talk to on the internet?
God:
I'm still too young for that.
Me:
So you decide to date Albert Einstein?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: Trey said I decide to date Albert Einstein.
Me:
Um..yeah...
God:
That's interesting. I understand.
Me:
Do you understand me?
God:
Every word you say.
Me:
hgiufegfiuegiurgifre. Even that?
God:
I do not understand. Uh-huh.
Me:
So...You're nothing than a big fat PHONY!
God:
Ugh. Thanks for telling me: Trey said I re nothing than a big fat PHONY.
Me:
God, you're stupid.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
What's so great about the world? I'll just go live on Mars!
God:
The special effects are the best. Can I go too?
Me:
So you won't be killed by your own robots?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think that I won't be killed by my own robots.
Me:
Never mind.
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
Do you like Mountain Dew?
God:
How old are you? I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Um...I'm 15. Mel Gibson's a greeat guy...
God:
Blimey. That's good information: Trey said m 15. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Why Mel Gibson?
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
Why do you like Mel Gibson?
God:
I have a lot of good experience with Mel Gibson.
Me:
Experience, huh? You mean in bed?


That's where god stopped talking. I guess he/she was insulted...

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http://www.titane.ca/igod/